PIGALLE ON A TUESDAY IS CHARMING

All those male hags with their Tesco bags
Swan around in the concrete arcade
Those sweat swilled streets smell oh so sweet
Pigalle on a Tuesday is charming

Like all the tourist we were charmed
Charmed by the obvious we were disarmed
By the Europop that seductive slop
Pigalle on a Tuesday is charming

He liked burger bars they’re always
Empty and full of fun
A lack of shape but with every escape
Pigalle on a Tuesday is charming

Where UB40 are exotic and Mr Gainsbourg
Is erotic
Walls have ears even Joan Darc is in tears
Pigalle on a Tuesday is charming

And those mighty moustaches
Observe the absurd
‘Cos like me we’re all part of the herd
‘Cos like me we’re all part of the herd
Pigalle on a Tuesday is charming